Aye Been the Barbers

Our two local lassies are Elizabeth and Colette.

But don’t you worry they never use Gilette!

With abundance of humour and a comfy chair

They provide a cup of coffee and excellent hair

So all you lovely gents and cheeky school boys . . .

If you like a gid blether and a read of the paper

Come and see our girls for a fair gid taper